The Return Of The Most Important Celebs On The Internet

LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN !
Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important Celebs on The Internet.
Full Disclosure : There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn’t much to work with and I promised myself I’d be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual this holiday season. No one likes a liar. However, I do want to acknowledge commenter for their huge support. On that note, enjoy this week’s best collection complete with the quotes because it’s so poetic, we very well might be in the presence of our generation’s Shakespeare. I literally sobbed after reading it.
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
-BadHollywood

'Dr. Freud on line one for you, kid.'

Stephanie Seymour is in a Bikini.

Hugh Hefner Got Engaged to Crystal Harris

”Til death do us part…’
I’m guessing that won’t be much of commitment for her.’

'YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS.'

‘ Teen Mom ‘ Amber Portwood Arrested.

'Ahh, there it is in all its glory: Trailer Toe.'

BEST OF 2010: Miley Cyrus’ Special Place

Paris Hilton Was in a Bikini.

She’s built like Bert from Sesame Street.’

' I blame 16 and Pregnant.'

Natalie Portman is Pregnant, Engaged Now

Katy Perry is an Angel of The Morning

‘You know how they say Hollywood gives people unrealistic expectations about appearances?
I don’t know what that means, but it probably applies here.’

Stephanie Seymour is in a Tiny Bikini

‘Ok, this explains the therapist I saw salivating on my way here.’

Kim Kardashian : 'That's No Moon…'

You know how you can tell a movie is great when you watch it for the tenth time and still get excited like it was the first time?
This is like that.’

Bar Refaeli is in a Bikini

‘I would drag my salt-covered pecker through miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.’
Hope you enjoy the list ;)

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