The Big Apple Is About to Get Its Stem Polished

Not since the beast in Cloverfield has the former New Amsterdam been in such credible danger of rampage and destruction from such a monstrous force. Of course, the Kardashian she-bots look quite a bit hotter than the reptilian beast that crushed its way across the Big Apple in the movie; but, then, Kris Jenner is far smarter than any alien mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth. I take that back, Kris Jenner is an alien-mastermind hell-bent on conquering earth.
In their latest commercial venture, the reality show Kourtney and Kim Take New York (really, it’s just one of seventy-three latest commercial ventures), Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have been dispatched to New York City (by way of Photoshop and green screen technology apparently) to reverse rape and pillage the damn place with their boobtastic/asstastic miniature profiles in craftiness. Oh, sure, there will be some pretext like opening up a new store or launching a new line of baby-llama skin boots or such, but it’ll mostly be about the Kardashian she-bots licking their lips and pretty much licking whatever else stands in their way as they wrap their legs around around the pop culture rainbow and slide down toward an ever growing pot o’ gold. Don’t blame the girls, it’s just how they were coded. Enjoy ;)

You Might Like This :

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

25 Responses to “The Big Apple Is About to Get Its Stem Polished”

  1. Keflex
    26. Mar, 2011 at 1:15 am #

    You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

  2. completely free
    11. Feb, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    the web site was absolutely major! lots of extreme information along with inspiration, both of which we each and every one need!b keep ‘em coming

  3. An Ghee
    27. Jan, 2011 at 1:17 am #

    I just love Kim. I think she’s so beautiful. I find her very funny.

  4. Rapidshare Search
    26. Jan, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    Good blog post. I like your point of view and i want to thank you for interesting and helpful information. Thank you!

  5. Thomas Rorer
    24. Jan, 2011 at 4:34 am #

    Many thank you for yet yet one more useful publish – a superb deal appreciated. If I could +1 rep you I would, lol.

  6. Bret Floerchinger
    23. Jan, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    I admire Puff Daddymusic, his artist are always the truth!

  7. Charla Zarraluqui
    23. Jan, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Nice one, there is in fact some ws assurance abounding credibility on this column some of my assembly will acquisition this worthwhile, will forward them a link, thanks

  8. nicki minaj booty
    22. Jan, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    I GOT A CRAZY IDEA FOR U, DONT DO IT ” lmaooo !!!!!

  9. airplane simulator games
    21. Jan, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive learn something like this before. So nice to find anyone with some unique thoughts on this subject. realy thank you for beginning this up. this web site is something that’s wanted on the web, somebody with a little bit originality. useful job for bringing something new to the web!

  10. Fly Reels
    21. Jan, 2011 at 10:19 am #

    This Blog was most helpful, your ideas are straight to the point, and the colors are cool too.

  11. skin care
    21. Jan, 2011 at 5:55 am #

    Nice work. You keep working on this blog please.

  12. Carrol Guilfoyle
    21. Jan, 2011 at 5:25 am #

    We adore Tom Cruise Flicks, his movies are always classic.

  13. Generic Kamatra
    20. Jan, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    Right on Brother, great layout, nice opinions, fantastic blog. one in a million. :)

  14. Kim Kardashian Gallery
    20. Jan, 2011 at 6:33 am #

    Kim Kardashian is so HOTT

  15. abundance life
    20. Jan, 2011 at 3:57 am #

    Thank you very much for your post! I am very interested in your points.

  16. quit smoking
    19. Jan, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    Helpful information thanks. I added your blog on my favorite, will visit again.

  17. Sales Training
    19. Jan, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Terrific job, this information is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you very much.

  18. Basilia Etzkorn
    19. Jan, 2011 at 2:14 am #

    Great work, mate. I’m not much into politics, but I really enjoy your straightforward style in this article.

  19. Jerrold Dossey
    19. Jan, 2011 at 1:14 am #

    Fantastic work, mate. I’m not much into fashion, but I indeed enjoy your straightforward style in this article.

  20. Sales Training
    18. Jan, 2011 at 7:23 am #

    You are very smart. I will come back again.

  21. quit smoking
    18. Jan, 2011 at 6:26 am #

    Nice work. Please keep working on. Thank you very much.

  22. Alfonso Easly
    18. Jan, 2011 at 2:49 am #

    Loved Nicole her last movie.

  23. Maternity Clothes
    16. Jan, 2011 at 1:29 am #

    The webpage is definitely full of good advice and is actually extremely pleasing to look at.

  24. China-wholeslaer
    15. Jan, 2011 at 3:33 am #

    I very like that girl.

  25. nine west boots on sale uk
    15. Jan, 2011 at 3:11 am #

    with necklace, it is called a necklace. and if on a bracelet, it truly is called charms.hope it will help you.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Get Adobe Flash playerPlugin by wpburn.com wordpress themes